so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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