Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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