The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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