dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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