Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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