So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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