I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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