Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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