theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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