margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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