he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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