Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
