Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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