You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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