Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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