After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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