This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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