i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Let's get the cat blown out
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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