that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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