Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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