i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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