I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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