So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
did i just pee glitter
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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