I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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