So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I smell stomach acid.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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