How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
