so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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