Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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