So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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