did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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