She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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