i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
areolas are like halos for boobs.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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