I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
The air taste purple.
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