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(352): View more from Florida

redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!

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(515): View more from Iowa

It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..

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(229): View more from Georgia

He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.

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(480): View more from Arizona

We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell

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(407): View more from Florida

someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.

(865): View more from Tennessee

Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?

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