The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Vodka?
Forever.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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