I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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