He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I forget how to act sober
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