im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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