Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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