hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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