it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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