I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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