Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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