My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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