just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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