a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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