If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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