so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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