Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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