We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
what food is Colorado known for?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.