Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis