It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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