So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
