I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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