There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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