whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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